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Request Title# PrayersSubmitted On 
what piece of shit0June 18, 2018Details
personal prayer0June 16, 2018Details
Make sure to go to all of the resturants0June 15, 2018Details
Its always god0June 15, 2018Details
Your show sucks!0June 14, 2018Details
It green0June 12, 2018Details
Big Barry 0June 8, 2018Details
Car go boom0June 6, 2018Details
Get my freak on0June 5, 2018Details
My butthole hurts0June 5, 2018Details
I fuck everything0June 4, 2018Details
Why God make platapus. 0June 1, 2018Details
Pip pop pa terba goopy noob0June 1, 2018Details
Jesus will return from the earth0June 1, 2018Details
Prez dent0June 1, 2018Details
Stupid jew0June 1, 2018Details
Poop help0May 31, 2018Details
hi there0May 31, 2018Details
damn Barney Rubble0May 31, 2018Details
Im a gonna win0May 30, 2018Details
Jesus kinds cares0May 30, 2018Details
The bible0May 30, 2018Details
eat my burrito 0May 30, 2018Details
Ouch my penis0May 29, 2018Details
dont click it0May 29, 2018Details
Help me with particle man0May 29, 2018Details
Simpsons did it0May 29, 2018Details
Someone has poisoned the water hole0May 29, 2018Details
I go pepe1May 29, 2018Details
Im sorry0May 29, 2018Details
I need to stop masturbating0May 29, 2018Details
You risten what i say0May 29, 2018Details
My name is pete0May 29, 2018Details
Just clownin around0May 29, 2018Details
oh no!0May 29, 2018Details
When will it end?0May 29, 2018Details
How?0May 29, 2018Details
Kikatanka1May 29, 2018Details
Aint I a stinker0May 29, 2018Details
I don't want to kill anymore0May 29, 2018Details
its ok she dont know0May 29, 2018Details
need woman0May 29, 2018Details
This is God0May 25, 2018Details
Stupid Alpaca0May 25, 2018Details
Need taco bell0May 25, 2018Details
No one reads these1May 25, 2018Details
Need surgery0May 25, 2018Details
Abortions0May 23, 2018Details
Pigs are sick0May 22, 2018Details
YaY0May 22, 2018Details
concert in c major0May 22, 2018Details
turtles0May 22, 2018Details
Untitled0May 22, 2018Details
Don't hug me I'm scared0May 22, 2018Details
Peeple are meen0May 22, 2018Details
Healing1May 22, 2018Details
Untitled0May 22, 2018Details
healing1May 22, 2018Details
I've fallen and i can't get up0May 22, 2018Details
Sister wives0May 21, 2018Details
Pokemon0May 21, 2018Details
out of product1May 21, 2018Details
Lets catch them all0May 21, 2018Details
safe us from the fish0May 21, 2018Details
In need of food0May 18, 2018Details
Please come let me out0May 18, 2018Details
HElP!0May 17, 2018Details
Healing1May 17, 2018Details
Please Pray for Tucson1May 17, 2018Details
Pray for Tucson6May 17, 2018Details
Untitled6April 11, 2018Details
Untitled6March 30, 2018Details
Please Pray For Me66March 30, 2018Details

what piece of shit

Kibert Prumplesnarb
yeah its true

personal prayer

brenda morris
please pray that i find a place to stay before its too late pray that my income comes in time also for my health problems and that i find my wallet also that i sell all the furniture in the house also that i find someone to love me for me and have a family of my own

Make sure to go to all of the resturants

Hum Bumblegum
be sure to support dr deb and the money she is making on the restaurant ads

Its always god

Plantly Puntercunter
I prayed and it was answered, praise the Lord! I prayed and it wasn't answered, I guess God has another plan for my life, Praise the LORD! Its fool proof nonsense. Prayer is answered or not prayer is pointless. That is why almost all these posts are my nonsense because you Chritians don't believe in this crap.

Your show sucks!

Poop Show
Your show sucks like you did to all those men.

It green

Flarvis Yuppypussy
green vagina!!

Big Barry

Barry Bunghole
Big Barry bites bunghole for buggery biscuit plug.

Car go boom

Renis Pinkleman
I tried shrooms and ran over some school children.

Get my freak on

Juicy Nutqueen
Pray god sends me more tricks.

My butthole hurts

Burp Bottom
Pray to gad that i fart

I fuck everything

Dr Dub Wanderbunny
Thanks for my vagina God.

Why God make platapus.

Dog Mouth
Make God kill the buggers. They just don't make no fuckin sense.

Pip pop pa terba goopy noob

Pippel Plobersniff
Pop pimblup burp norf noopy doo.

Jesus will return from the earth

Ray & Judy Bagoptop
He come from back from the dead as a zombie and eat everyone.

Prez dent

Ronald Dump
I just want to say that I love jesus and the porn star i fucked.

Stupid jew

Donkey Boner
Stupid jew cunt bitch. Piss in your jew mouth

Poop help

Doris Floppyboner
Help my poop is stuck in my butt.

hi there

Freaky Dingus
bye there

damn Barney Rubble

Fred Flintstone
That god damn barney is always stealing my fruity pebbles. But I did see his wife showering. I think she saw me, but she didn't look away.

Im a gonna win

Super Mario
helpa me fight the bowser

Jesus kinds cares

WHAT THE FUCK
Jesus loves you unless you live on the entire continent of Africa or a third world country. Maybe your like job and God killed your kids as a bet against Satan. (dick move God)

The bible

Mark Twain
Mark Twain, describing the Christian Bible in Letters from the Earth, 1909: “Also it has another name – The Word of God. For the Christian thinks every word of it was dictated by God. It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies… But you notice that when the Lord God of Heaven and Earth, adored Father of Man, goes to war, there is no limit. He is totally without mercy — he, who is called the Fountain of Mercy. He slays, slays, slays! All the men, all the beasts, all the boys, all the babies; also all the women and all the girls, except those that have not been deflowered. He makes no distinction between innocent and guilty… What the insane Father required was blood and misery; he was indifferent as to who furnished it.” Twain’s book was published posthumously in 1939. His daughter, Clara Clemens, at first objected to it being published, but later changed her mind in 1960 when she believed that public opinion had grown more tolerant of the expression of such ideas. That was half a century before Fianna Fail and the Green Party imposed a new blasphemy law on the people of Ireland.

eat my burrito

Don Miguel
eat my delicious sour cream filled burrito. and by burrito I mean my penis.

Ouch my penis

Rigorous Jerk
More then two shakes and your playing with yourself. Oh my, God is watching.

dont click it

Anonymous
Your Prayer Request Has Been Submitted You will be receiving an email shortly that contains a link that will allow you to update your prayer request. If you have indicated that you would like to be notified when you are prayed for, you will receive an email once a day letting you know how many times your prayer request has been lifted up. When you pray for one of the requests below, be sure to click on the I prayed for you button so that we can let the requestor know how many times their request has been lifted up. Request Title # Prayers Submitted On Help me with particle man 0 May 29, 2018 Details Simpsons did it 0 May 29, 2018 Details Someone has poisoned the water hole 0 May 29, 2018 Details I go pepe 1 May 29, 2018 Details Im sorry 0 May 29, 2018 Details I need to stop masturbating 0 May 29, 2018 Details You risten what i say 0 May 29, 2018 Details My name is pete 0 May 29, 2018 Details Just clownin around 0 May 29, 2018 Details oh no! 0 May 29, 2018 Details When will it end? 0 May 29, 2018 Details How? 0 May 29, 2018 Details Kikatanka 1 May 29, 2018 Details Aint I a stinker 0 May 29, 2018 Details I don't want to kill anymore 0 May 29, 2018 Details its ok she dont know 0 May 29, 2018 Details need woman 0 May 29, 2018 Details This is God 0 May 25, 2018 Details Stupid Alpaca 0 May 25, 2018 Details Need taco bell 0 May 25, 2018 Details No one reads these 1 May 25, 2018 Details Need surgery 0 May 25, 2018 Details Abortions 0 May 23, 2018 Details Pigs are sick 0 May 22, 2018 Details YaY 0 May 22, 2018 Details concert in c major 0 May 22, 2018 Details turtles 0 May 22, 2018 Details Untitled 0 May 22, 2018 Details Don't hug me I'm scared 0 May 22, 2018 Details Peeple are meen 0 May 22, 2018 Details Healing 1 May 22, 2018 Details Untitled 0 May 22, 2018 Details healing 1 May 22, 2018 Details I've fallen and i can't get up 0 May 22, 2018 Details Sister wives 0 May 21, 2018 Details Pokemon 0 May 21, 2018 Details out of product 1 May 21, 2018 Details Lets catch them all 0 May 21, 2018 Details safe us from the fish 0 May 21, 2018 Details In need of food 0 May 18, 2018 Details Please come let me out 0 May 18, 2018 Details HElP! 0 May 17, 2018 Details Healing 1 May 17, 2018 Details Please Pray for Tucson 1 May 17, 2018 Details Pray for Tucson 6 May 17, 2018 Details Untitled 6 April 11, 2018 Details Untitled 6 March 30, 2018 Details Please Pray For Me 60 March 30, 2018 Details Doing Life with Dr. Deb Contact Info Tucson Arizona 85749 USA Deb Waterbudy http://debwaterbury.com DrDebWaterbury@gmail.com Call Us: 520-860-5123 Events and More Speaking Events Author Signings Social Media Events Radio Appearances Television Appearances Connect with Me Email Newsletter Events Where to Shop Email Me Deb's Blog 2016-2018 Deb Waterbury

Help me with particle man

Person Man
Particle man hates me. We got in a fight and he won.

Simpsons did it

Amanda Huginkiss
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Someone has poisoned the water hole

Woody .
There is a snake in my boots. Your my favorite deputy.

I go pepe

Ron Pepe
I need tee pee for my pee pee.

Im sorry

I am A dog
woof woof woof. I have smelly dog farts woof. So sorry woof

I need to stop masturbating

Wanker Pussydick
ha ha. Just kidding. I love to masturbate.

You risten what i say

Chinese` Overlord
You risten now. I rove to kill all the peeple. You worship me and I rove you. I rove you long time.

My name is pete

Pete Peterporn
My name is Pete. And I got big balls.!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just clownin around

Jibbles The Clown
Well hi kiddos. I'm Jibbles the Clown and just love to clown the fuck around

oh no!

Wittle Bus boy
I wittle bus. I wide the bus. I sit in back and wick the windows. I wike purple window da best. I wike the special short bus window. It tastes like mom.

When will it end?

Hi This is all crap
I have so many fake prayer requests. When will it end? Will it ever end? Do the administrators of this website ever check their own shit. Does Dr. Does everyone check any of this shit?

How?

Who? Where?
Why? These are all questions we ask about God. You don't have to ask these questions for real people.

Kikatanka

Krumtum Ulisman
Kikatanka no wonder lust for days. Big heap winona rider for real. Like how did she get that pirm? from a gardener? tip tip po lip go no no. Every dog has its day. Thanks God.

Aint I a stinker

Jerry The Gerbil
I just wanted to tell yall about me, Jerry the Gerbil from the stinky anus sex show. You can see me and stink crew every Saturday morning. Smell ya later!!

I don't want to kill anymore

Kirp Likadoo.
I just love to stomp on cats. I like to watch them squirm while blood rushes out their little cat noses. Please help me stop it God damn it.

its ok she dont know

Drunk Dad
I've been drinking every night. but its really vodka in a beer can. My wife don't know. Thanks jesus.

need woman

Tonka Tonka
me tonka. need wife for snoo snoo.

This is God

The I AM
I am angry at the posts that have been made. I pray to me that they stop.

Stupid Alpaca

Llama (animal)
The alpaca is inferior to the Llama. Pray god destroys them.

Need taco bell

I am Hungry
Holy fucking Spirit I'm hungry!! Pray I score more weed and more taco's.

No one reads these

Dr.Does Nothing
I have been putting nonsense on this wall for a while. No one is reading or praying for anything. Dr.Deb is not even praying for anyone one that has an actual prayer request, otherwise most of these posts would have been taken down. Asking someone to pray for you is as imaginary as your God.

Need surgery

Little Winkie
My dick is way too small. Need a new dick. A maybe like 12inch at least. Its like 12mm right now.

Abortions

Dirk Gorbadamnit
Pray more people will do anal so they don't have to get abortions.

Pigs are sick

Mike Litoris
Need prayer to help the pigs, but a vet would probably be better. I need actual help. Never mind fictional characters won't fix this.

YaY

Special Ed
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concert in c major

Clean Hangdown
Pray people will go see froggy fresh because I don't think anyone cares.

turtles

Splinter The Rat
I was scrounging for food and one day I came across 4 baby turtles in a weird green ooze. I took them in now they are starting to grow. Help me raise them in the path of the ninja.

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Don't hug me I'm scared

Yellow Guy
Come with me and we will show you love. You don't need Jesus. You need to worship our Lord Malcolm. We feed Him gravel.

Peeple are meen

Rodney The RERE
I hav problewms goo bath roooom. Jebus neeed luv mi. I b sow huppy.

Healing

Brother Bear
I have been turned into a bear. I have been worshiping false idols and now i'm a bear. Crud!

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Noob Noob
Oh God damn

healing

Grabby Dumdum
I farted and I can't get up.

I've fallen and i can't get up

Gabby Numnums
Help! I have fallen and I can't get up. My life alert is not working.

Sister wives

Clyde McMullet
Today is the day. I'm finally gonna ask my sister the marry me. Dad might be a mite jealous. Pray he don't shoot me in the back.

Pokemon

Ash anon
I gotta catch them all. Pikachu I pray for you.

out of product

The janitorial staff and their mothers
We are out of lemon pledge.

Lets catch them all

Dog The Bounty Hunter
Pray we get all the bad guys and those stupid niggers.

safe us from the fish

Dumpy Larblegop
There are way too many fish in the sea. Please pray with me that the fish will be responsible and wear condoms.

In need of food

Phillipo Hammerstein VI
A fly is in me soup. Bloody bugger ruined the whole batch. Quite the pickle he put me in. Good heavens, help.

Please come let me out

Rick Sanchez
Let me out. This is not a dance. I'm screaming for help. I'm slowly dying in vat in my garage.

HElP!

Gwar Starkiller
I am Lord Gwar of the planet xanthun gum. Pray to your God, that yellow #5 will bow to my authority. May Lord Jesus make waste of his enemies, just I did in against captain planet and the planeteers.

Healing

Doug Lovelychild
My nose burns so bad. I was drinking a soda pop and burped. The fizz went right up my nose and it hurt a lot. I'm still trying to recover. Its been like 2 minutes and it still hurts.

Please Pray for Tucson

Lou Pippelgog
God has told me that Tucson must be judged like Sodom. Please pray for a switch and harsh judgment. Maybe could rain fire or turn everyones cellphones off. I can't wait for Gods righteous judgment.

Pray for Tucson

Turpy Linkleman

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I ask for prayer for an upcoming weekend that God will direct me in a relationship with a man named Maurice. I ask for God's wisdom and guidance and God's will for both of our lives. That I maybe a woman of Love, Mercy, and Forgivenss and ask God for him to guide my every step and show me if this his his will for both of our lives. Thank you so much for praying for me. I have been anxious and I know God does not want me to be Trust Him! I thank you so much!

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Please Pray For Me

Anonymous
Please pray for me.
Thank you for lifting up this request in prayer.
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